Having made the mistake of joining one of Dot Schwarz' evening classes on creative writing, I realised that, not only would I have to write something - I would have to read it out in front of a bunch of strange people who seemed to have about 300 years of writing experience amongst them and hope they wouldn't throw things at me; happily for me they didn't (having run out of vegetables that night), so I carried on writing and some of the bits I've produced (a bit being a short piece, since my pieces tend to be that way) can be found below.
If you read that sentence in one breath, you should now be dead. Hope you enjoy the bits!
e-mail: robert@root-minus-one.co.uk