My Mum went up Tesco's once,

Perhaps she set the trend -

'Coz now on each small piece of Essex

there's a store that has no end.

And every other county

Has got their evil mark -

Tesco's reigns supreme because

It's cheap - and we can park.

We know they've killed our butchers

And took our bakers dough

Tesco's are the champions

-They've got bonus points, you know?

Tesco's omnipotence

And 'Buy one, get one free'

Enables them to pack my bags

And shag Kenya for me.

This scheming bunch of bastards

Screw their suppliers blind -

But fuck me, what a bargain!

Chart CD's - £9.99!

Angus Dewar

13th March 2006